So after spending the day watching Badman on College Humour, I have the following favourite quotes:
– “Two-Face: what have you done with Harvey and Scary Face. They’ve done nothing to you”
– “Is it a helicopter?”
– “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
– “I didn’t give you the beating you deserved, but the beating you needed.”
Pretty cool little skits to watch and kill a half-hour or so.
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
So when I went to an open-mic comedy night, I noticed that they had a bunch of drinking quotes written on the wall behind them (being a local watering hole). I liked this quote as it turns the tables on what you would normally expect.